Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE! Doo doo ba dooba doop Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHOOOOOONE! I've got this feeling! It's so appealing! For us to get together and sing, SIIING! Ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ringa ring BANANAPHONE! Doo doo ba dooba doop Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping PANANAPHOOOOONE! It grows in bunches! I've got my hunches! It's the best! Beats the rest! Cellular Modular Intellucubobular! Don't need computers, or TV, to haaave a real good time! I'll call for pizza, call my cat, call the whitehouse, have a chat! It's my cellular, mabobular, BANANULLAR PHOOOOONE!
Yes, but if you eat the phone, how are you gonna make peace in cold war, and thus not ending in a thermonuclear war? Not a good idea. Unless you like a nuclear war. Can be good to get rid of all the politicians!